5/7/04

I must say that the woman in history who upsets me the most, would have to be Eve. Why Eve you ask? It is because of her that I have to suffer for 3 days every month with the following abominations: thick ankles, swollen hands, face, feet, and midsection, numbing lower back pain, mental insecurities, and last but not least, debilitating uterine cramps. Now i've had some delicious apples in my day, but I surely doubt that any apple is tasty enough to make me want to sign on for all this shit i'm feeling. I wish Eve would have done her research, this creature slithered on his belly for crying out loud!!!!!! But that event also gave another very important glimpse into the future of male & female relationships. Adam knew the apple was bad also, but because of his lack of will to resist women, he indulged. Moral of the story : men are ultimately mentally weaker than women.